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The Editorially Independent Voice of The University of Akron

The Buchtelite

Opinion

The threat of cyberattacks

By Dakota Phillips, Copy Editor July 8, 2014

The recently released video game Watch Dogs, a game about remote hacking, has brought the topic of cybersecurity back into public view. The game contains elements of potential hacking such as controlling...

Start your break without any stress

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor December 5, 2013

The end is near! That’s right, another semester is over and it’s nothing but eggnog, long naps and freedom ahead. For some students, a well-deserved and restful break is just over the horizon, and...

The most wonderful time of the year

By Laura Stall December 5, 2013

Well, it’s that time of year again. It’s time for peppermint-flavored coffee served in red coffee cups decorated with ornaments and reindeer. It’s time for the radio stations to switch from playing...

UA could benefit from having a Men’s Studies program

By Mike J Wiles December 5, 2013

As a returning student to The University of Akron who graduated high school in 1983, I’m old enough to remember a time before there was AIDS. I’m not old enough to remember a time when supposedly relationships...

The cost of a living wage in America

By Russell Friend December 3, 2013

Our society is failing to provide a living wage for tens of millions of Americans. In 2012, according to the Social Security Administration, the total percentage of American workers making less than 1968’s...

The drinking age is fine where it is

By Laura Stall December 3, 2013

Almost every teenager, at one point in his or her life, has questioned the drinking age. A common question is: If we’re old enough to smoke, vote and join the army, why can’t we drink? I’ve heard...

Smoking and choking on campus

By Ione Friess December 3, 2013

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one to say that I am absolutely sick and tired of people smoking on our campus.  After swimming competitively for two years, getting my health and lung capacity up,...

Akron baseball: getting serious about silly

By Russell Friend November 26, 2013

“The Akron Aeros” decided they needed a new name. They wanted a name that reflected the city’s vast history in… well… rubber, and they wanted it to reflect fun. What enjoyable endeavors come...

From turkey to door-busters

By Alexa Lago November 26, 2013

Thanksgiving is a wonderful day where families come together to feast, be thankful and spend time together. But as the pie tins get thrown away and everyone wakes up from their turkey-induced comas, Black...

Required courses are a nuisance

By Paula Ramsey November 21, 2013

When we graduated high school, we were ready to venture on to college and work our way toward our future. Personally, as a journalism major, I was all too thrilled as an incoming freshman to take classes...

Graduation countdown begins

By Sharon Jones November 21, 2013

The countdown to graduation has begun. “But what do I need to do? How am I going to get a job?” These are the thoughts that have been running through my mind, as the day of graduation seems to...

On-screen adaptations prove prolific for fans

By Lauren Thompson November 19, 2013

‘Tis the season for the release of movie adaptations of our favorite, or not so favorite, books. This year we have seen adaptations of many books including “The Mortal Instruments,” “Ender’s...

The true value of a liberal arts degree

By Mary Menzemer November 19, 2013

Several weeks ago, I had a revelation of sorts after a conversation I had with one of the regulars at the bookstore where I work. He was asking me general questions about my college education, such...

Save the holiday spirit for the holiday

By Spencer Skolnick November 19, 2013

“Christmas in November” presents the opportunity to hasten the festivities and anticipation of the December holiday; however, this effort to hurry Christmas fails to provide a satisfying November and...

Gigantic purple polka-dotted elephants

By Tyler Coventry November 14, 2013

Have I gotten your attention? Great, because we need writers. That’s right, I’m talking to you. All of you. I’m talking to all the people who found this newspaper under their desk and started...

Consuming more than turkey

By Lauren Thompson November 14, 2013

I realize going into this article that I am going to be a tad biased because I, in fact, work in the holiday joy-obliterating world of retail. Nothing quite destroys the jovial feel of the holidays...

Facebook’s inevitable fall is underway

By Russell Friend November 14, 2013

Facebook has jumped the Internet’s virtual shark, or in this case, they jumped the pretty red and blue trout thing from the game “Fish Farts.” They’re as done as the Zips’ football season,...

Don’t choose to leave college

By Suzanne Capron November 12, 2013

I don’t want to sound like your parents when I say this, but I am going to say it anyways – please stay in school. I am graduating in December at the age of 44, and if telling my personal story...

The death of the American dream

By Russell Friend November 12, 2013

According to zerohedge.com, if you’re earning less than $10.77 an hour, then you’re making less than your grandparents did back in the ’60s, when they were working a minimum wage job. The $1.60/hr...

The pains of working out at the gym

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor November 7, 2013

Working out is a great way to stay fit and healthy, and to deal with stress. There is nothing better than putting in your headphones and blocking out the rest of the world for an hour or two. However,...

No longer needing to ask for permission

By Laura Stall November 7, 2013

Many people’s favorite moment in life is the moment when they realize that it’s time to move away from the parents. Whether it’s temporary or permanent, leaving the nest is always fun. But what...

Starting from the bottom: the reality of internships

By Mary Menzemer November 7, 2013

Sylvia Plath in “The Bell Jar” writes about a heroine named Esther Greenwood who had the opportunity to have the internship idealists like myself often dream about. She lives in a big city, writes...

Adults take Halloween costumes too far

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor November 5, 2013

Finding the perfect costume for Halloween or a themed party can be fun. Being able to come up with an awesome costume idea and go all-out for it can be entertaining. However, there is a thin line between...

Hurricane Miley: encroaching disaster

By Ione Friess November 5, 2013

It’s not even the season for them, but that’s just her style. Miley Cyrus is one of the worst transitions from fame to flop yet, and possibly one of the fastest. She’s a naked wrecking ball...

Worldwide travesty strikes via wine shortage

By Lauren Thompson November 5, 2013

While “travesty” might be a strong word to describe the situation in comparison to world events, it is still devastating to wine-lovers (over the age of 21, of course) everywhere. According to The...

Zombie Bite

By Tyler Coventry October 31, 2013

They were coming. Lungs burning, John Doe tore into the abandoned corner office and slammed the door behind him, collapsing breathlessly against the sturdy oak frame. They were coming. Doe collected...

Naughty nurse or sexy pirate?

By Lauren Thompson October 31, 2013

Halloween is one of the best holidays: there are not many obligations that come along with it and sometimes you get free candy in class and other places. There is not a whole lot to complain about. Unless...

The thrilling genres of scary movies

By Laura Stall October 31, 2013

There is nothing wrong with a little fear. And by a little fear, I mean squeezing the nearest object until your knuckles turn white, covering your eyes and ears, scared to walk to the bathroom in the dark...

Scheduling for classes can be quite the hassle

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 29, 2013

Midway through each semester we are all faced with the stressful task of scheduling for classes. The second the scheduling date pops up on our My Akron account we are forced to think about the upcoming...

Sports are more than just fun and games

By Zachary West October 29, 2013

Buchtelite Opinion Writer Sports are just games, right? It’s just a bunch of overly large guys playing a silly game and getting paid entirely too much money for three hours of work, correct? While...

Daisy Coleman trial going against rape culture

By Lauren Thompson October 29, 2013

In 2012, at the age of 14, Daisy Coleman of Missouri was given a exessive amount of alcohol, sexually assaulted and then dropped off near her house by a 17-year-old student. Normally, the names of sexual...

Clubbing is not worth the cash

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 24, 2013

A crowded dance floor filled with swaying bodies and blaring music. The drinks are flowing and people are partying the night away and hooking up with strangers. Scantily clad girls are all gathered...

Foreign language requirement is unfair

By Lauren Thompson October 24, 2013

If you are a member of the College of Arts and Sciences, then you are familiar with the inconvenient foreign language requirement. If you are not, here’s the deal: no matter what major a student claims...

The truth about Drake’s so-called ‘rough life’

By Ione Friess October 24, 2013

Almost everyone has heard of the rapper Drake. I heard about him almost two years ago, and I didn’t really care too much for him or his music. That was, until I saw who he was. Turns out, I’d known...

Family on social media

By Laura Stall October 22, 2013

“I don’t always have a cool status update; but when I do, an older relative usually ruins it with a comment.” This quote was from one of the “most interesting man in the world” memes, with...

The chocolate apocalypse is coming

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 22, 2013

There is nothing better than curling up on a Saturday night and enjoying some chocolate. Whether it’s dark chocolate or milk chocolate, baked inside cookies or in some form of candy, nothing tastes better....

Consumers drive annoying trends

By Tyler Coventry October 22, 2013

It’s October and that means it’s a very special time of year. It’s fall, the leaves are changing, and the first semester’s nearly done. This is a truly magical time of year when people, adults...

Cleveland sports drops the ball

By Laura Stall October 17, 2013

There’s always next week. Every Sunday at about 4 or 5 p.m., this is the phrase that my father and I always say to each other. And that’s because we would have just finished watching the Cleveland...

Long history of tattoos leads up to modern day creativity

By Mary Menzemer October 17, 2013

The art of tattooing has been in existence for thousands of years, but the meaning of the practice has changed drastically. For example, take Europe’s oldest natural human mummy: Otzi, or the “Iceman.” ...

Understanding our government

By Matthew Balsinger, Managing Editor October 17, 2013

In Tuesday’s edition of The Buchtelite, an article was published about a perceived difference between government regulations and the people who make up the country. Though the article makes an impassioned...

Sleep can be your best friend in college

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 15, 2013

Today I came to one very important conclusion: I need to get more sleep. After averaging five hours of sleep a night over the course of four days, I crashed and slept in until 2 p.m. This is, of course,...

A government by the people, for the people

By Dakota Phillips October 15, 2013

The government shutdown has given us all a time to ponder the true meaning of having a modern government in the U.S. Rather, the true meaning of public ownership is shown: It’s not really owned by the...

A Letter to the Editor: A world without money

By Vincent Marconi, Psychology major October 15, 2013

Money need not exist. All it does is create problems. I’m not very religious, but even I know that the Bible says “the love of money is the root of all evil.” This was realized 2,000 years ago...

What it takes to be a great teacher in college

By Lauren Thompson October 10, 2013

Mediocre professors, whether on the good or bad end of the spectrum, are easy enough to come by. But finding a truly amazing professor is quite the feat. Excellent professors have integral qualities. Make...

How to make it work with your roommate

By Laura Stall October 10, 2013

When I started college, I was warned that I might not end up being good friends with whoever I was assigned a room with. I was also told that I could end up hating the person I lived with. I was lucky...

GREEN Program experience

By Courtney Spoerndle October 10, 2013

For 12 days I was able to experience Costa Rica in a unique way while being educated in renewable energy. This once-in-a-lifetime trip was sponsored by the GREEN Program, an organization dedicated to educating...

Letter to the Editor: Does our society still need home economics?

By Susan Witt and David Witt October 10, 2013

With the start of the 2013-14 academic year, the School of Family and Consumer Sciences begins its centennial year at the University of Akron — 100 years since the founding of the Curtis School of Home...

The adventures of commuting

By Tyler Coventry October 8, 2013

I got flipped the bird today. Somebody gave me the finger. I was in traffic, attempting to be a gentleman, and somebody flipped me off. It was shocking. Here I am, trying to help somebody out, demonstrating...

Food for thought: some quotes to live by

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 8, 2013

As we make our way through life, we often take certain pieces of advice and opinions and we come to live by them and remember in times of need. Below are some important and essential pieces of advice...

In the friend zone

By Dakota Phillips October 8, 2013

Picture you and your crush spending the day together: taking a walk, watching a movie and eating dinner. Everything is going wonderfully and then they say it: “You’re such a good friend.” In that...

Bowling for Soup’s

By Mary Menzemer October 3, 2013

For reasons unknown, the high school tradition of homecoming transposes itself into university culture. While I understand the need for a special social gathering in high school to disseminate good...

The high price of concert tickets

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 3, 2013

There is nothing better than attending your favorite band or artist’s concert. There’s nothing quite like the energy in a sold-out venue or the excitement of hearing your favorite songs played live. But...

There’s a time and a place for religion in college

By Lauren Thompson October 3, 2013

Religion is an unavoidable subject on a college campus. Even when that class discussion is over and you think you’ve escaped unscathed, trying to walk through campus without being affronted by people...

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The Negative Impacts of Photoshop

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor October 1, 2013

In today’s world, the excessive use of Photoshop can be found in the majority of the photos we see. From advertisements to magazines, we are endlessly surrounded by unrealistic images. In a society...

Infringing on smokers’ rights

By Mary Menzemer October 1, 2013

If there has been a smoking ban implemented on campus, I could have been fooled to an endless degree. There have been no signs, no announcements, nor any sort of enforcement toward this ban to my knowledge....

When it comes to dating you’re either lucky or unlucky

By Dakota Phillips October 1, 2013

Honestly, there should be limits to who you choose to date. Take coworkers for instance: You see them every day and cooperate together to get through it. However, getting involved with a coworker is a...

Apple’s new iOS 7 improves the iPhone

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 26, 2013

Apple’s iOS 7 came out last week, changing iPhones everywhere. iOS 7 is Apple’s first complete software revamp for the iPhone since its release in 2007. Former iOS upgrades came with some minor...

Bid day, big deal

By Mary  Menzemer September 26, 2013

Bid day, bid day, bid day.  It seems like that’s all that was posted on the Facebook, Twitter and Instagram feeds of sorority and fraternity members during the event. Naturally, most of the said postings...

How to break bad mental habits in college

By Lauren Thompson September 26, 2013

Anybody, particularly parents, can give you the standard list of typically unhealthy college habits. That list includes overeating, not getting enough exercise (or sunlight for that matter), binge drinking...

Some new ways to display your day

By Spencer Skolnick September 24, 2013

Trending worldwide, cellular apps were created to allow a glimpse into one’s personal life and have taken over this generation. Although some people may argue that this new obsession with smartphone...

Income inequality in the U.S

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 24, 2013

Forbes recently released its list of highest earning celebrity couples of 2013. The amount of money the top five couples made is not only astonishing, but completely ridiculous given their careers. Perhaps...

Commuters face unfair parking policy

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 19, 2013

The University of Akron has faced its fair share of backlash over the past couple of months. Between the cutbacks they have inflicted, the low graduation rate, President Proenza’s ridiculous contract...

The only political problem that matters

By Andrew Krigline, Page Designer September 19, 2013

I’m not a political science person nor am I an economist. I’m just today’s twenty-something facing a life of paying taxes ahead of him. I am not overly concerned with politics. I acknowledge that...

Come out, get loud and support the Zips this Saturday

By Matthew Balsinger, Managing Editor September 19, 2013

This Saturday the Zips football team will be taking on the University of Louisiana at Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns at InfoCision Stadium. This is one of the most important games this season, both emotionally...

When stress takes over

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 17, 2013

As we find ourselves in the fourth week of the 2013 fall semester, the stress of college is just starting to kick into high gear. Most of us have already taken our first set of tests and have written our...

I know you want it

By Lauren Thompson September 17, 2013

n lieu of the recent MTV Video Music Awards and Miley Cyrus’s undeniably provocative performance, it is impossible to avoid the abundance of complaints about everything from Miley’s revealing costume...

Tech Talk: the downfall of Windows

By Andrew Krigline, Page Designer September 12, 2013

I’m a geek, plain and simple. So Microsoft, specifically MS Windows, is our topic of today. My thesis is simple: since Windows 2000, Microsoft has been on a steady downward trend. People my age (a...

Loving to hate the government

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 12, 2013

Bashing our government has become a pastime as American as baseball or apple pie. Negativity toward our government is everywhere and is screaming in our faces constantly. Facebook is always buzzing...

When the undead rise and doomsday is upon us…

By Nicholas Nussen September 12, 2013

The recent hailstorm of summer blockbusters reads like the belated fulfillment of the 2012 Mayan doomsday prophecy: “This is the End,” “The World’s End,” “After Earth,” “World War Z,”...

A big step for equality

By Jessica Johnson September 10, 2013

Marriage equality has come a long way this past summer, but there is still a long, bumpy road ahead of us. Section 3, a very important part of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), has been overturned this...

The major dilemma

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 10, 2013

When it comes to college, perhaps the hardest part is finding out what to major in. While some people have it relatively easy, others struggle endlessly to find a career field that interests them. Every...

University cutbacks distributed unfairly

By John Sulik September 10, 2013

All the cutbacks that the university has been making are completely absurd. The main cuts are being made in the number of faculty, administrative staff and organizations. These three components are essential...

When to walk away from your unhealthy relationship

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor September 5, 2013

When it comes to love, it can completely cloud our judgment. It’s easy to ignore red flags or make excuses for certain behaviors when you’re crazy about someone. The problem is, when it comes to being...

What it means to find Mr./Ms. Right

By Beau Brown, Copy Editor September 5, 2013

As a disclaimer, I would like to begin this article by saying that I remain a skeptic  about “true love.” I do not believe in the idea that there is one person for everyone or that there is only one...

Our View: Why do you work for the Buchtelite?

“Go after that dream, even if it’s to write.” — Regina Brett. I was introduced to the work of columnist Regina Brett during a field experience in a journalism class at Solon High School and...

The A&S Careers Program surprising summer closure

By Kara Hemphill, Copy Editor August 28, 2013

This summer, I was fortunate enough to obtain an internship at a small publisher in Cleveland through the Arts and Sciences (A&S) Careers Program. I began in April, searching through the...

The reality of the American Dream

By Alexa Lago, Opinion Editor August 28, 2013

The American Dream is a very well-known concept throughout the world. It has brought hope and joy to not only Americans, but people in countless other countries. Who wouldn’t want a stable job, a decent...

Young, in love and ready to get married

By John Sulik August 28, 2013

There is a growing trend nowadays with the amount of couples getting married right out of high school. People are planning for marriage without careers, without finishing their college education and sometimes...

Will Big Brother be watching you?

By Dakota Phillips August 28, 2013

The most appalling aspect of the nationwide spying by the NSA is how anticlimactic it is. Writer George Orwell created the dystopian image of a future brimming with government watch and surveillance, terrifying...

Our View: From the Buchtelite staff to you

May 2, 2013

For our last issue we decided to write the things this past school year has taught us. Katelyn Freil News Editor This year led to many big changes for me, including a new job and family and friends...

Finals are coming, to a class near you

May 2, 2013

Dakota Phillips Judgment day is coming: the time you gather your strength, muster your materials and ingest copious amounts of coffee. This unholy fury is one of many ways man has devised to demoralize...

Queen Genevieve, the laptop

May 2, 2013

Aine McCarthy For the past couple of weeks, my attention span has degenerated to little more than that of a gnat. When I think of my brain lately, I am often reminded of eggs in a frying pan and how...

Reflections on the semester’s end

April 30, 2013

Kara Hemphill With the end of the semester fast approaching, going to class gets harder by the day. It’s difficult to concentrate on school when there are three months of glorious freedom looming –...

Oui, j’aime les femmes

April 30, 2013

Aine McCarthy When I was a little girl, I played “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” with another little girl from up the street. I didn’t know what playing this meant to adults; I just knew...

Calling potential roommates

April 25, 2013

Alison Czaplicki Finding a roommate is exciting, but can quickly turn into horror. With everything else the end of spring semester brings, finding a new roommate for next fall is another item on many...

How you can dominate finals

April 25, 2013

Gabriel Glandorf With the semester ending soon and finals quickly approaching, many students are under a massive amount of stress. There is much to accomplish in what seems like an impossibly short amount...

Better alternatives to the standard final

April 25, 2013

Jessica Johnson As the semester comes to a close, we all look forward to summer break. There is only that one barrier that we all have to get through: final exams. Do we really need a whole week devoted...

Summer session

April 23, 2013

Abigail Chaff The end of the semester brings with it a lot of stress. Finals have to be studied for and papers need to be written. Even the start of planning for next semester can be exhausting. This...

Tragedy: the latest craze

April 23, 2013

Dakota Phillips The single greatest case for faith in humanity happened in October of 1962. Historically, this was the moment the USSR came close to nuking the U.S. and vice versa. The world could have...

Girl About Campus: How to be cool at a concert

April 23, 2013

Helen Dauka There’s a thin line between keeping the beat and going into a full on awkward bop-dance. The thin line continues when trying to sing along. Too much and you’re the crazy fangirl. Too...

The Civil Rights Movement of our generation

April 18, 2013

Jessica Johnson Adopted in 1996, DOMA states that marriage will remain between a man and woman and that same-sex couples will be denied the rights of marriage. DOMA also states that same-sex marriages...

Where the wild things explode

April 18, 2013

Abigail Chaff When do people lose faith in humanity? When does the naive thought that people are innately good go away? Does it happen after the nice man promised you sweets and a puppy only to molest...

Senioritis: a misdiagnosis

By Helen Dauka April 16, 2013

Helen Dauka In 2005, UrbanDictionary.com defined Senioritis as “a crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic...

Depression hurts many

By Jaclyn Wloszek April 16, 2013

Jaclyn Wloszek Depression is not a weakness. It is not a flaw. It is not a crutch. Depression does not define a person. It is not a label on a prescription bottle. Depression: The insidious monster...

What kind of customer are you?

By Alison Czaplicki April 16, 2013

Alison Czaplicki Have you ever been the last person in a restaurant or bar and thought, "Wow, I bet it's time for them to close. We should probably wrap this up and call it a night." If so, you are...

Meet Mr. Staff, your friendly new professor

By Nick Nussen April 15, 2013

Nick Nussen Course enrollment is upon us, and I recently recommended a certain course and its instructor to a friend. My friend, upon browsing the catalog, could not find this instructor in conjunction...

Who’s really behind the gun

By Ethan Robinson April 11, 2013

Ethan Robinson Since the tragedy in Connecticut, new attention on this nation’s gun control policy has come into public scrutiny. First, to reassure everyone, the second amendment of the Constitution...

Reflections on relationships and love

By Abigail Chaff April 11, 2013

Abigail Chaff When you are in your early twenties, relationships can often be fleeting. You are always meeting new people. In the rush of college, it can seem difficult to keep something steady. But...

Letter to the Editor: A reflection

By Robert Scherer April 4, 2013

In response to the March 21 article “Thinking of the future, remembering the past.” I have spent my whole life in the business of science, engineering and technology. I even recently returned to...

Girl About Campus: A time before Facebook!?

By Helen Dauka April 4, 2013

Helen Dauka Being a Public Relations major, classroom discussions occasionally fall to social media. Although, I’m sure in this day and age most young professionals have conversations about social...

Evolution of the male sexual icon

By Abigail Chaff April 4, 2013

Abigail Chaff When you think about it, would Frank Sinatra be considered handsome today? Not in the slightest. Our 21st century idea of good looking is within the parameters of chiseled abs and a nice...

Austin: not weird, smarter

By Abigail Chaff April 2, 2013

Abigail Chaff What exactly does everyone want out of Austin, Texas? Austin seems to be the new place to be. I feel geographical locations go through cycles just like everything else. Right now Austin...

Somewhere over the rainbow

April 2, 2013

Destiny Ross There is an unnecessary war brewing in the minds of many Americans; and no, I am not talking about mental retaliation against the recent threats from North Korea. The debate is between those...

Steubenville: Rethinking rape

March 21, 2013

Kara Hemphill Ohio has been in the national spotlight recently, as a judge in juvenile court found two teenage football players delinquent, or guilty, in a case involving the rape of a 16-year-old West...

Thinking of the future, remembering the past

March 21, 2013

Dakota Phillips There’s always something about people’s resistance to progress. It’s as if a certain section of their brain, a fight/flight threat sense, that is missing such that they are ignorant...

Creativity over Convention

March 19, 2013

Abigail Chaff Where has the creativity gone in our generation? In school it always seems that someone is telling you what to do. Even in college there are rules and restrictions. Before entering college,...

Government cinching guts

March 19, 2013

Dakota Phillips I’m insanely entertained by the notion that way back in the Third Reich, they were banning smoking on the basis that it damaged the Reich’s body; and on the other side of the ocean,...

Single white female

March 14, 2013

Kara Hemphill You may or may not have been aware of this, but it’s Women’s History Month – a month much like any other month, except we sort of pretend to honor women’s history for a few weeks. Last...

That’s fracking ridiculous

March 14, 2013

Dakota Phillips I'm not sure how mystically in tune everyone else is, but I stumbled upon a person claiming that after the pope resigned, a meteorite would strike the earth. This meteor was endowed...

Five fads to forget forever

March 12, 2013

Alexsis Culver From Hammer pants to Silly Bandz, we’ve all fallen victim to fads. Some trends stick around, and others circle back after a decade or so. With the help of social media such as Facebook,...

Surviving spring break 101

March 12, 2013

Abigail Chaff With spring break just around the corner, you may be making plans to have a totally awesome time somewhere warm and sandy. There are many hazards one must avoid while spring breaking. First...

Flattery will get you nowhere

March 7, 2013

Aine McCarthy They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but I’m willing to bet ‘they’ are those who do the imitating. And, really, ‘they’ have no scope of ingenuity. I get it; coming...

Girl About Campus: Go ahead, stalk me

March 6, 2013

Helen Dauka Much has been said about Facebook stalking. It’s a guilty pleasure for some, a ritual for others. A girl can say to another girl that they were creeping on her pictures and it can be a totally...

This is the last text I received before …

March 5, 2013

Abigail Chaff By now, everyone has heard about the new law that bans texting while driving. The bill became effective on Friday, March 1. Under the current law, no person under the age of 18 is allowed...

Pro football gives gays a time-out

March 5, 2013

Patrick Stallings Every year, the NFL Combine gives teams the chance to evaluate prospective players on physical and mental levels before potentially investing millions of dollars on them. An athlete’s...

Girl about Campus: Why do people like to burgle me?

February 28, 2013

Helen Dauka I have a history of losing hubcaps off my Jetta and having personal possessions stolen from me. This weekend I had the pleasure of having those two experiences combined. After leaving my...

I should have had a V8

February 28, 2013

Aine McCarthy Back in the 80s, there was this innuendo-ridden movie with Rodney Dangerfield and Robert Downey Jr. called "Back to School." It centered around an older, uneducated man who decided to grab...

“Traditional” Prom 2013

February 26, 2013

Nick Nussen A group of students and adults in Sullivan, Ind. are crusading for a “traditional” high school prom that would prohibit homosexuals from attending. (I assume there will be a sentry equipped...

"Traditional" Prom 2013

February 26, 2013

Nick Nussen A group of students and adults in Sullivan, Ind. are crusading for a “traditional” high school prom that would prohibit homosexuals from attending. (I assume there will be a sentry equipped...

An ode to UA’s food service employees

February 26, 2013

Kara Hemphill For those readers who have never worked in food service, consider yourselves lucky. It is, in a word, tough. However, it is also necessary. Students and staff at the The University of Akron...

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