“For $25, you can supposedly get a rock from the rubble that was once Satriale’s. Satriale’s is the butcher shop – officially for pork, but occasionally for people – from The Sopranos. The building was always just a prop for the show, of course. It was demolished last month to make way for condos.”
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For $25, you can supposedly get a rock from the rubble that was once Satriale’s.

Satriale’s is the butcher shop – officially for pork, but occasionally for people – from The Sopranos. The building was always just a prop for the show, of course. It was demolished last month to make way for condos.

Sometimes I make irrational purchases. We all do.

But a rock from a fictional store? Really?

People released its Sexiest Men list. Forget about that.

On a more fun note, Maxim released a list of the Unsexiest Women. On that list: Madonna, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney Spears, Sandra Oh and Amy Winehouse.

Some of those are pretty obvious, but SJP? Really? She’s one of the unsexiest? Ouch.

To put that in perspective, Courtney Love is not on that list. SJP shares the honor with … Wine-o? that’s ridiculous.

So, in response to that list, AOL compiled a list of the Unsexiest Men.

On that list: Ryan Phillipe, Howard Stern and … Josh Hartnett. What the hell?

Before I move on, please realize that I’m not passing judgment on prostitution or prostitutes.

However, when you’re a politician and a Republican and married – to a woman – you probably shouldn’t solicit an undercover cop for oral favors.

Florida representative Bob Allen was convicted Friday for soliciting prostitution.

Now, get this: Allen offered the male cop $20 so that Allen could perform oral sex on him.

Are you keeping up with this?

Allen approached a man, a man who happened to be a cop, and offered to perform fellatio on him.

Now, in any other part of the world, that’s a pretty generous offer. Allen, however, threw in a sawbuck to sweeten the deal.

Really?

Lest you think I enjoy providing the weekly skank update, I do not.

But, alas, I must.

Hmm… let’s see. There’s so much to choose from.

Britney has reportedly missed eight of her 14 drug tests. In court last week, her lawyers requested that Unfitney (hehe) get six hours, rather than the one hour, notice before the random tests. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you get six hours to prep for a random drug test, it’s not so random anymore.

Why did Brit miss eight drug tests? It turns out these inconsiderate fools were waking her highness at the ungodly hour of 8 a.m.

When the judge didn’t get why that’s such a problem, Brit’s attorney said, You’re not a pop star with a Number One album.

Really?

I don’t know what’s going on in sunny old California, but in other parts of the country, if the judge says jump, you probably shouldn’t waste much time in asking, How high, your honor?

And, if Brit actually cared about her kids, she already would have jumped as high as humanly possible.

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