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Walmarts temporary store, Choke and Eva Longoria's weight gain

“Walmart will open a temporary store in Times Square this week for the purpose of selling the new AC/DC album and video game. AC/DC has agreed to let Walmart have exclusive rights to sales of the two items. I’m not sure what is more interesting; the fact that AC/DC has signed a pact with the devil or the lack of judgment of Walmart, whose execs apparently think that AC/DC is hip, happening or relevant.”

Walmart will open a temporary store in Times Square this week for the purpose of selling the new AC/DC album and video game.

AC/DC has agreed to let Walmart have exclusive rights to sales of the two items.

I’m not sure what is more interesting; the fact that AC/DC has signed a pact with the devil or the lack of judgment of Walmart, whose execs apparently think that AC/DC is hip, happening or relevant.

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As of last count, Beverly Hills Chihuahua has made about $52.5 million. In two weeks. Have people not seen the previews? I mean, really.

Speaking of movies, I caught another one over the weekend: Choke.

You might not have heard of it, which is a shame. It’s quite entertaining.

Choke tells the story of Victor Mancini, a man who spends his days working in a colonial theme park. He supplements his income by choking on food in restaurants in order to play on the sympathies – and generosity – of strangers. That money goes to take care of his mother, a patient in a mental hospital. In his spare time, he trolls sexual addiction recovery meetings to satisfy his needs.

It has laugh-out-loud moments, trust me.

For those of you who enjoy watching The Brady Bunch on TV Land, Marcia came out with a tell-all book. She apparently was a raging hormone who had an enormous attraction for Greg. She also struggled with depression and cocaine addiction.

Heck, who hasn’t?

I guess Marcia wasn’t so perfect, after all.

Oh. My. God.

Eva Longoria gained seven pounds over the summer. Seven.

In an interview in the new issue of Allure, the Desperate Housewives star is asked about her fuller figure.

Let’s be clear. She is a size 0. That’s a zero.

If that’s what you call a fuller figure, well, hell.

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