Herschel Walker is crazy

“This is nothing to joke about, but the country is abuzz with the recent news that Hall of Famer Herschel Walker has multiple personality disorder. If you’re not a guy, you might not know who Walker is. Long story short: running back, Heisman winner, Dallas Cowboy.”

This is nothing to joke about, but the country is abuzz with the recent news that Hall of Famer Herschel Walker has multiple personality disorder.

If you’re not a guy, you might not know who Walker is. Long story short: running back, Heisman winner, Dallas Cowboy. Now you’re up to speed.

In his memoir, which is released this week, he explains his disorder, now termed dissociative identity disorder (much more PC than multiple personality disorder, I suppose). He reportedly has 12 different personalities.

Awesome.

I mean, tragic.

Before I forget, Juno hit the shelves Tuesday. Get it. It’s on sale at Best Buy for $15.99. (That gratuitous plug has two purposes; to help you locate the best price and to help us get some kickbacks from Best Buy. Starbucks, we got the seven-layer bars. You guys rock.)

Bottom line: Juno is amazing. You won’t be disappointed.

On to reality TV news. And by reality TV, I mean Rock of Love and DWTS. That’s all I got.

So, Bret Michaels picked his rock of love Sunday night. If you haven’t seen it yet, shame on you.

He picked Ambre. Thank God. If he picked that immature, emptyheaded skank Daisy, I was going to vomit. Seriously.

Don’t act like you don’t know who Daisy and Ambre are. Everyone watches this show. Well, everyone who’s cool, anyway.

Stay tuned, however, this Sunday is the Rock of Love II reunion.

Thank you, VH1, for not cutting off the supply of insanity that is an aging hair band front man and the corral of women vying for his affection.

Priscilla Presley got booted off DWTS this week.

I’m going to miss staring at her face.

You know, in a train wreck fascination kind of way.

I hate to beat a dead horse, but Jason Taylor is a love god. Don’t look at me like that. I’m quoting Bruno.

I’m also getting a little tired of Kristi Yamaguchi being so perfect.

However, I cannot get enough of the pint-sized ballroom dancers. Did you see that teeny 8-year-old?

Too cute.

And, let’s not discount the performances on the results shows. James Blunt and Sheryl Crow? And, soon to come … Def Leppard.

If you haven’t heard, Rob Lowe is in the center of a crazy nanny scandal.

He and his wife sued their former nanny for allegedly violating a confidentiality agreement.

Crazy nanny, in turn, counter-sued, claiming that … um, well, um … he repeatedly exposed himself to her, repeatedly asked her to touch it, and repeatedly masturbated in front of her.

I don’t know about you, but if Rob Lowe wouldn’t have to repeatedly do any of these things to me. I’d either high-tail it out of that house and that job, or I’d comply.

After all, it is Rob Lowe.