Sexiest man, football and Family Guy

“Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man alive? Really? Other odd choices for the list: newest James Bond Daniel Craig, Zac Efron (what!?! He looks like a pixie, wears too much makeup and is 18, for crying out loud!), and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Any day of the week, I would tell you that Gosselaar is hot enough to be on this list.”

Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man alive?

Really?

Other odd choices for the list: newest James Bond Daniel Craig, Zac Efron (what!?! He looks like a pixie, wears too much makeup and is 18, for crying out loud!), and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Any day of the week, I would tell you that Gosselaar is hot enough to be on this list. But, this new hair?

Um, no.

In the not-so-odd column are David Beckham (I admit, he’s been done to death, but Good Lord he still is hot…and all those tattoos? Rrrrr.) and Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

Oh…my…God.

Just…look…at…the…picture.

He is wet and almost naked. I have nothing else to say.

Except … Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels better be on this list.

You can find out Friday, when the issue of People hits the stands.

Donovan McNabb is an idiot.

The Philadelphia Eagles quarterback admitted that he didn’t know that NFL games could end in ties.

He was dead serious.

He said, I didn’t even know it was in the rule book.

Really?

Jennifer Aniston made big headlines when she told Vogue that what Angelina Jolie did was very uncool.

That comment notwithstanding, she looks unbelievable on the cover.

Way better than Angelina did when she did a similar cover.

Very uncool?

Come on, Jen. Unleash on that twit. We all want you to.

Ashley Dupre, the 23-year-old who gained notoriety as the call girl to Eliott Spitzer, the now-former governor of New York, was quoted as saying she is a normal girl.

Um, OK.

You were paid $4,300 for a sexual encounter with a stranger.

I don’t know where Ms. Dupre comes from, but that isn’t normal.

If you watched Family Guy on Sunday night, you saw the spelling bee segment. If you didn’t, strap yourself in.

The moderator could not pronounce the last name of a darker-skinned child named Omar.

So he substituted Something September 11-ish as the last name.

On the boy’s next turn, the moderator called him, Omar North Tower.

When he missed the word, the moderator said, under his breath, Bet you could spell ‘box cutter.’

I guess this is politically incorrect, but I laughed. Out loud.

Sorry.