“We have decided that there are two things in this world that are the epitome of evil. Our printers and snow. They are both quite vile, and unfortunately, as of recently, have to be encountered daily. The greater of the evils has to be the snow, though.”
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We have decided that there are two things in this world that are the epitome of evil.
Our printers and snow.
They are both quite vile, and unfortunately, as of recently, have to be encountered daily.
The greater of the evils has to be the snow, though.
Sure, school may have been cancelled yesterday, but that doesn’t mean we all get to stay in our pajamas until noon.
Some of us still have trudge through the snow, nearly crash our car and go to work.
By the year 2009, we think there should be a more effective way to clear the snow off the street.
With all the technology we have, someone needs to invent something that is a more successful snow remover than plow trucks and salt.
Sorry, but that’s not good enough for us.
Don’t get us wrong, we appreciate the hard work the snow plow drivers are doing, and we’re glad that they make the roads a little better.
There just seems like there should be a more beneficial way of clearing the roads.
We hope you all enjoy today’s issue of the Buchtelite as some of us literally risked our lives to get here. You should read the articles instead of just picking it up for sudoku.
Or maybe a nice alternative would be to relocate the Buchtelite to Florida.
Yeah, we think that’s what we’ll do.
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