Staff Soundoff

“I almost ruined my life today, but thankfully the University of Akron saved me. I tried to finish my degree without the proper one-credit science class, having taken an archaeology class instead of a geology class. Wow. I just about blew it. Obviously without this one-credit geology class, I would have led a horrible life involving alcohol-induced domestic abuse and drugs.”

I almost ruined my life today, but thankfully the University of Akron saved me. I tried to finish my degree without the proper one-credit science class, having taken an archaeology class instead of a geology class.

Wow. I just about blew it.

Obviously without this one-credit geology class, I would have led a horrible life involving alcohol-induced domestic abuse and drugs. Hell, I’d probably wind up in jail after robbing the Odd Corner.

Who knew the key to avoiding all of that was a one-credit science class in dinosaurs?

Thank God the University of Akron set me straight. Thank God.

I can’t wait to take this class over the summer. I mean it must be life-changing, right? The university couldn’t just say, Oh, you have already taken a similar one-credit class. You’ll be fine. So this class has to be important, right?

All I can say is Thank God for the University of Akron.