Some good holiday advice

“Britney got to spend time with her kids on Thanksgiving. What did the multi-millionaire mom do? She took the 1-year-old and 2-year-old to the Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel. For peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. What the f—, y’all? It sure looks like she’s trying to do anything she can so she doesn’t have to spend another minute with her kids.”

Britney got to spend time with her kids on Thanksgiving.

What did the multi-millionaire mom do? She took the 1-year-old and 2-year-old to the Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel.

For peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

What the f—, y’all?

It sure looks like she’s trying to do anything she can so she doesn’t have to spend another minute with her kids. So, as a reward, she gets to share Christmas with them as well.

Yippee, Preston and Jayden James!

Maybe you’ll get to celebrate Jesus’ birthday with Pop Tarts!

Marie Osmond’s fans – I know, that sounds like an oxymoron – voted her off of Dancing with the Stars.

I have to confess. I hate these kinds of reality shows, and I don’t watch them.

However, last week, a few wise friends gave me some excellent advice. They suggested that I watch this show because, as they put it, sometimes educated people just need to watch something mindless and entertaining. 

I anticipated that Marie might faint, which would have been a plus. She did not. Boo.

Hulk Hogan’s wife filed for divorce this week.

Booooring.

Unless, of course, she filed for divorce because they’re trying to split assets in an attempt to make litigation against them more difficult. That’s not me talking; it’s the attorney for the victim’s father, Kimberley Kohn.

The victim in this case is a young man who suffered extensive injuries in an accident with Nick Hogan. The victim’s father plans to sue to get the Hogans to pay his son’s medical expenses for life.

Hulkamania’s running wild, all right.

The paparazzi snapped a pic of John Mayer in New York a few days ago. He was walking around NYC, holding hands.

With a guy.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It’s just interesting, that’s all.

Amy Winehouse canceled the rest of her concert dates for the year.

No, she’s not in rehab.

She cannot function without her husband by her side.

No, he’s not dead. He’s in jail.

Stellar.

I’m not sure if we’ll meet again between now and Christmas, so I want to give you some advice.

Fred Claus? Yes.

But, Ludacrismas? No.

Alvin and the Chipmunks, with Jason Lee? The jury’s still out, but it looks like it’s worth checking out.

And, be sure to run out and pick up your unrated version of Superbad. It hits the shelves Tuesday. You’ll thank me.