The Editorially Independent Voice of The University of Akron

The Buchtelite

The Editorially Independent Voice of The University of Akron

The Buchtelite

The Editorially Independent Voice of The University of Akron

The Buchtelite

Ms. DoRight

“Ms. DoRight, I’m going on a date with a guy in one of my classes. I’m pretty sure we’re going out to dinner somewhere kind of nice. My friends keep telling me that I will look like a fat pig if I eat all of what I order. They say he will think I’m cute if I only eat half of my dinner.”

Ms. DoRight,

I’m going on a date with a guy in one of my classes. I’m pretty sure we’re going out to dinner somewhere kind of nice. My friends keep telling me that I will look like a fat pig if I eat all of what I order. They say he will think I’m cute if I only eat half of my dinner. Is this really what is expected of a girl on a date?

Thank you,

Story continues below advertisement

Miss McHungry

Miss McHungry,

First off, if you are in college and are going out on dates, you are a woman, not a girl. It’s part of growing up.

It seems to me that your friends are telling you how to behave on dates because they have plenty of free time. It is rude to waste a dinner that someone else is paying for. It is also senseless. What if this is your only meal for the day?

If your friends have done this repeatedly, they probably aren’t getting asked out on too many dates.

Eating half the food on your plate does not make you look cute and eating more than that certainly should not make anyone think you are a fat pig. Anyone who does this on purpose will look more like a baby. If you plan on doing this anyway, you might as well ask your date to cut up your food into manageable bite-size pieces.

After that, he could help you put a bib on so you don’t make a mess. When you’re comfortable in your high chair, he can spoon-feed you. Your server can probably bring you a sippy cup.

When the two of you are finished eating, you could play with the food you chose not to eat. Babies like to throw food at the walls. That might be fun.

On the way home, you could settle into the car seat, suck your thumb and take a relaxing nap.

Leave a Comment
Donate to The Buchtelite
$250
$500
Contributed
Our Goal

Your donation will support the student journalists of The University of Akron. Your contribution will allow us to keep printing our magazine edition, purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs.

More to Discover
Donate to The Buchtelite
$250
$500
Contributed
Our Goal

Comments (0)

All comments that are well-informed, civil and relevant to the story are welcome. To leave a comment, please provide your name and email address. The Editorial Board reserves to right to remove any comment that is submitted under false pretenses or includes personal attacks, libel, hate speech, profanity, spam or inaccurate/misleading information. All comments are screened and are generally approved unless they are found to be found in violation of these standards. Readers who notice comments that appear to violate these standards are encouraged to contact the Online Editor at [email protected].
All The Buchtelite Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *